indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

i need coffee.
ancient proverb  (via dingyfeathers)

mondegreener:

this is on the wiki page i’m laughing so hard

beaky-peartree:

mariahwolf:

beaky-peartree:

Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point

Okay first of all fuck garlic bread

What the fuck. What thef. Uck. You come on here, you come into my house, you take a shit on my post you shit on garlic bread, you shit on everything I stand for, on this, the day of my daughter’s wedding… .

open RP

catskid100:

lordstarscream:

catskid100:

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"Hey~"

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Sasuke scoffed and glared at the girl standing before him. “Sharpay Evans. I know you were the one who ordered my older brother to destroy my clan. For that, you shall die!” He roared, closing his eyes and activating his Sharingan. ” I WILL AVENGE MY FAMILY!”

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"I’d love to see you try, sasuke"

fadeintocase:

is this a nature spirit

fuck-benedict:

new favourite insults:

  • absolute bagel
  • useless paperclip
  • first bread slice
  • yellow marker that was used to colour over something dark and now colours a really distressing muddy yellowish-brown
  • tangled headphone cord
  • ketchup pre-cum

cyclopette:

lil piggy tippy toes…………

pastel-cheap:

Cat Knitted Green Cardigan

$22.99

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

owned-online:

broom broom pow

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